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I love older women as much as I love the fact that today is Friday. If you have nothing to do this weekend, at least you can print this picture out, grab an extra large bottle of Jergens Skin Enriching Cucumber Melon Lotion and make sweet sweet alone-time love to these hot 40 somethings. I would also like to share with you (or the two guys that read this blog) some funny drunk pictures that I found on the Internet. Enjoy.

• Just hanging out.
• Must have run out of chalk.
• Why you should never drink at your family reunion.
• Wouldn't be the first time he had some white substance all over his computer.
• The best man at his best.
• Great work.
• Cigarette Monkey Cream.
• Merry Christmas.
• Bathroom problem.
• Keg love.
• Bathroom problem 2.
• At least he tried to walk home.
• Didn't make it to bathroom.
• Fire down below, or should I say behind?
• Start em young.
• Ouch.
• Jet-Puffed.
• Body Art.
• Body Art 2.
• Sweet Tuxedo Shirt.
• Guy or Girl?
• Tied up.
  

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Hello. I thought about starting a blog for a while. My Freudian inner psyche raged; against the machine. My id told my super-ego "fuck off, think of how many girls will read our blog and want to have intercourse, it worked for R-Kelly!" While my super-ego rebutted with "You are always forgetting to put the toilet seat down! Why can't you just put the toilet seat down! You wouldn't want anyone to pee on you, would you?" My id thought out loud "But I am you!" So, after many years of debate, dirty toilet seats, and the demise of an R&B singer, my ego finally brought everyone to comprise.
So, I have decided to start a blog. "Big fucking deal!!", I know that's what you're thinking. However, you must understand that I have no intention of changing the way you think or how you act. I'll leave that up to the government and reality T.V.
My only intention is to add my opinions, observations, and quarky insights to the masses - or just my step-brother Lincoln Dubioushie IV. So, please enjoy this blog, tell your friends how cool this website is and how much time you can waste out of your day. And remember, this blog is for fun, don't take things so seriously - O.K.?
I was going to end the post just now, think of all the work you could've done had I ended there. Something in me felt the need for a list. Americans love lists. We have the Billboard Charts, David Letterman, People Magazine - Most Beautiful People, and grocery lists. Without further aideu here is a list of Hispanic Porn Names (in no particular order besides alphabetical and with Wikipedia links where available) :

Susana Abril

Alexis Amore

Miss Arroyo

Charlene Aspen

Eva Angelina

Mercedes Ashley

Sonia Baby

Tia Bella

Veronica Brazil

Jasmine Byrne

Carla Cruz

Charlie

Cytherea

Conchi 'Ass-Monkey' Kopec (apparently 'Ass Monkey' doesn't have a link, why would you want to see an 'Ass Monkey' link anyway? Sickos)

Monique DeMoan

Salma De Nora

Felecia

Ice La Fox

Havana Ginger

Jenaveve Jolie

Veronica Jett

Kat

Keisha

Crystal Knight

Heather Lee

Rebeca Linares

Lucia Lapiedra

Shy Love

Carmen Luvana

Gina Lynn

Victoria Lanz

Daisy Marie

Kitten Natividad

Olivia O'Lovely

Haley Paige

Alicia Rio

Avy Lee Roth

Luisa Rioja

Gina Ryder

Olivia Del Rio

Raylene

Vanessa del Rio

Adriana Sage

Simone

Tiger Tyson

Carmen Vera

Natalia Zeta

Zuleidy

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May the best ye've ever seen
Be the worst ye'll ever see
May a moose ne'er leave yer girnal
Wi' a tear drap in his e'e
May ye aye keep hale an' he'rty
Till ye're auld eneuch tae dee
May ye aye be jist as happy
As we wish ye aye tae be

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