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Tuesday, September 11, 2007
***POSSIBLE SPAM*** NOW CONTACT THE GLOBAL COURIER SERVICE FOR YOUR BANK DRAFT
I just love junk mail like this. Please read this letter as it was e-mailed to me. Then read the letter in which I add what I was thinking while I was reading the letter. I feel sorry for old people and Britney Spears. If they even know what a computer is, they probably fall for this shit all the time.
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| From: | DR CHARLES UZOR. [charlesuzor77@gmail.com] | Sent: | |
| To: | MGF | ||
| Cc: | |||
| Subject: | ***POSSIBLE SPAM*** NOW CONTACT THE GLOBAL COURIER SERVICE FOR YOUR BANK DRAFT | ||
| Attachments: | |||
Hello Friend.
How are you today.
I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick up your compensation Bank Draft but did not heard from you since that time. then I went and deposited the Draft with Global Couriers Service Company here in
Benin Republic,because I will be travelling to Dubai for health reasons and will not come back till next month end. You have to contact the Global Courier Service Company immediatily to know when they will deliver your package .I have paid for the delivering charges.
The only money you have to send to them is there security keeping cost which is $125.00 Us Dollars to received your package.
Now Contact MR. Roberts Nguei, Director Global Courier Services Limited Benin Republic. E-mail;(roberts.globalcourierservices@yahoo.fr)
Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid increasing the security keeping fee.I gave them your delivering address but you have to reconfirm it to them again to avoid any mistake in the delivering.
Do let me know as soon as you receive your Draft.
Regards.
Dr charles uzor.
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Same letter, but with my thoughts (in red) as I read.
Hello Friend. (I am not your fucking friend, unless you are the girl that I met on Facebook whom I may or may not have impregnated, then fuck you.)
How are you today. (Not a good start asshole. Hey fuckface, do you know what a fucking question mark is?)
I have been waiting for you since (since when? dickwad) to come down here (oh I know where 'here' is, right up your fucking ass) and pick up your compensation Bank Draft (Did Chase Bank change their name again?) but did not heard from you since that time. then I went and deposited the Draft with Global Couriers Service Company here in
Benin Republic (Oh that makes sense, since I do so much business in goddamn Africa),because I will be travelling (your grammar is impeccablle [sic]) to Dubai for health reasons and will not come back till next month end.(I thought you were coming back years next beginning months first end middle time?) You have to contact the Global Courier Service Company (this site is based in Jamaica) immediatily (again with the grammar) to know when they will deliver your package .I have paid for the delivering charges (you are a fucking saint).
The only money you have to send to them is there security keeping cost which is $125.00 Us Dollars (oh, that's all? I wanted to send more.)to received your package. (I hope the "package" is the USB Pole Dancer I ordered from a guy in Zimbabwe 5 years ago.)
Now Contact MR. Roberts Nguei, Director Global Courier Services Limited Benin Republic. E-mail;(roberts.globalcourierservices@yahoo.fr) (no problem, should I give him $125.00 dollars as well? you fucking sewer rat)
Try to contact them as soon as possible (Oh I'll get right on it, I have nothing more important to do than give my money to African criminals, if that is even where you are from you skeezy wretched dung pile of worthless human existence. How are you today.) to avoid increasing the security keeping fee.(I hate those security keeping fees) I gave them your delivering address but you have to reconfirm it (you are my "friend" that I often do business with in Africa paying you security keeping fees and you don't know my address? How insulting.) to them again to avoid any mistake in the delivering.
Do let me know as soon as you receive your Draft. (yeah right)
Regards.
Dr charles uzor. (Oh you are a doctor? Well that's reliable. Eight years of goddamn medical school and you cannot fucking spell, construct meaningful sentences, or even know that you should fucking capitalize your own name. You're a fucking doctor and you are asking me for money? Fuck you, you unholy piece of shit pig smearing microbial shit-faced voodoo hearsay butt-pirate monkey balls vile disgusting useless whore bag infidel mongered deformed toxic stench rag fuck-stick donkey asshole brown-starfish licking jerk face. Who do I make the check out to?)
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